Hello! I'm Achim, but you will now refer to me as 'The President' of my country, Eptownia.
Since I am not an eccentric millionaire(yet), Eptownia lacks a territory. However, I will make sure we, Eptownians, get a proper piece of floating land somewhere on international waters. We also lack a Government, Economy, Citizens and a Declaration of Independence.
Over the following months, all these aspects will be taken care of. We will have our own currency and jobs, as well as international recognition from the UN.